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Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it. 

After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp standup special.

"It's great to welcome sharp, topical comedy and Parsons remains one of its most skilful exponents" The Guardian

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Comedian Andy Parsons sits at a desk pushing a button.

Venue

The Studio

Dates

16 May 2026

Running time

1 hour 50 minutes

Age guidance

Age 14+

Price

£22.00

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Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire.

The Mirror

Discounts

Bradford Theatres Friends

£1.50 off two tickets

Concessions

£2 off

Please note that all discounts are subject to availability and may not be applicable. See our T&Cs for further information.

To book a lounge or box, wheelchair position, or for an access assisted performance (captioned, audio described, signed) where applicable, please contact the Box Office on 01274 432000.

For groups of 20+ please contact 01274 437788. Maximum of 10 tickets for this event can be booked online.
Babes in arms tickets may be available at some shows but cannot be booked online. Please call the Box Office on 01274 432000 for further information/to book if available.