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Milton Jones - HA!MILTON

This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn't make a song and dance about it. 

He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes...and there's a bit about tomatoes. 

You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff. 

A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense. 

Warning: Contains jokes from the start. 

"He's fast, absurd and very funny" Radio Times

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Comedian Milton Jones stands in the centre of a black star holding a microphone up in the air.

Venue

King's Hall Ilkley

Dates

23 Jun 2025

Running time

1 hour 50 minutes

Price

£35.25

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No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride

The Guardian

Discounts

Bradford Theatres Friends

£2.50 off two tickets

Boxes (seat 4)

£141

Please note that all discounts are subject to availability and may not be applicable. See our T&Cs for further information.

To book a lounge or box, wheelchair position, or for an access assisted performance (captioned, audio described, signed) where applicable, please contact the box office on 01274 432000.

For groups of 20+ please contact 01274 437788. Maximum of 10 tickets for this event can be booked online.
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